Non-Stop Bloodbath Party
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Even on a slow news day when stories from other countries of the world show people’s celebration, happiness and achievements, the ‘Land of the Pure’ is capable of producing continued, non-stop blood bath, blasts, sieges, attacks and death-fests for a ‘nation’ of it’s size.
So this post is for all the idiots who say that the idiots are writing about idiots who are calling Pakistan ‘bad names’.
- “We are paying the price for America’s bloody war!” Howls the chic group of college kids before stepping into their air-conditioned vehicles and driving off to their homes in housing societies built by the Army.
- “How can you not see India’s hands into all this!!!” Shouts a frothy-mouthed ‘activist’ of a political party who’d rather have the entire world turn against India to avenge God-knows-what ever since the time of ‘Independence’.
- “ISI is the national asset!” Declares a ‘prime’ minister whose duties are to make sure democracy has no duties to perform.
- “Ban the bloody bedbugs, burn the heretics worshipping places!” Vows a group of ‘pure’ religious party workers after a Friday sermon.
- “Proud Pakistani!” Shouts a group of college students on motor-bikes exchanging videos of naked girls on their mobile phones.
- “Naara-e-Takbeer!” Chants a fervent believer as he sprays bullets into a ‘blasphemous’ man he’s sworn to ‘body-guard’
- “Order, Order!” Declares a ‘Justice’ while freeing the rapists of a poor woman for lack of ‘proper’ evidence.
The party goes on! The media loves it!
Please add your favourite stories of the Celebration!